Feed the Pussy


I love the art by Josh Fong. It’s so Valley

Guys don’t want to date me right now and I don’t blame them. I have not had even one coffee date this whole year which means it’s time to start doing freaky shit. Many supporters of Hello Cougar ask when it’s coming back. As of right now there are no plans to continue with it because Dromebox.com is now a full-time rental studio for TV and film projects and Craigslist has discontinued Casual Encounters so they do not get accused of Traffiking. The government can take away Casual Encounters but they cannot take away my memories. 36 men of Craigslist were a big part of Hello Cougar and our last show was in December of 2017, so it’s time.
Cookin’4 Pussy will be a PG-13 show (as long as that 13-year-old has had a really hard life) where guys with both amateur and professional culinary skills (preferably with a leaning toward humane farming practices) can submit video saying what meal you’d like to cook me (my place or yours, preferably yours) and I decide who I want to enjoy an evening of dinner and sex with. I am not filming any sex or nudity as this will be on my YOU TUBE. It will have dirty talk interviews in the spirit of Hello Cougar but it will basically be a cooking show where you get to show off your kitchen skills on camera and then your bedroom skills for me. In an effort to be less exploitive I will not use your pitch video if you are not picked for the project but please be between 21 and 50 and send a one to three minute video telling and or showing me what you would like to cook me and whatever else you want me to know to Cookin4Pussie@gmail.com. That “ie” on pussy is not me being girly, it’s just what Gmail allowed me to have and they run us, so…
Any questions hit me up at that email as well. Please really know how to cook, no making me order thru a Clown’s Mouth. This is a cooking show with a dash of sex. My only dietary restriction is dairy.

Email once again: Cookin4Pussie@gmail.com

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