Bio

Sally performs twice a week at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles and entertains worldwide for the U.S. troops. She has been seen on MTV, Playboy TV and national commercials. She has extensive hosting experience and performs for corporations including IBM in Las Vegas. Sunday nights, you can check out her GET LIVE! open mic at the Pig N’ Whistle on Hollywood Boulevard. Mondays she is at Comedy Resin on Melrose and catch her midnight sex and comedy talk show Hello, Cougar and her all-female comedy show Girls Drink Free on Dromebox.
Sally has a filthy mind but can work clean.

For bookings contact Sweetgigs818@gmail.com

WINNER OF FUNNIEST COMIC IN LA, 2015

Can’t Keep a Good Coug Down!

It’s back.. the show that makes my friends talk shit behind my back (which I am totally cool with.) Hello Cougar is back on www.dromebox.com this Saturday night at 11pm, moving it up an hour for the East Coast, least we can do – those guys are way too far from Winnetka to bone me. It’s not the show where I play a character who has sex with much younger men, it’s the show where I LITERALLY (millenial speak) pick up guys on Craigslist, interview them and then have a SAFE casual encounter with them. This is reality check TV that explores the now-trending-more-than-ever-in-this-shitty-economy cougar/cub dynamic. Check us out Saturday nights and if you want to be part of the revolution and are a man between 18 to 30 email me at my cougarbox @ hellocougar1986@gmail.com. Dreamers, don’t worry. Trump’s not watching. Older guys, check out the hot female comics on our show. They could use benefactors. Watch our sizzle reel below to see what you’re getting yourself into.

Love for Larry

I’m jazzed about this vid!

I had the great experience of hosting a benefit for a true fan of comedy, Larry Dunn, a couple of months back hosted by Comedy Resin and Philo Films and Issues. The gig went down at Sal’s Comedy Hole and it’s one of a few efforts we have had there to get Larry a van. He needs a van to get to his volunteer position as well as visit his family and come out and support live comedy (which in LA is considered a good cause) Larry has seen my comedy grow thru the years and long before I was hosting a benefit for him he watched me at Flappers. I want him to have the van so he can pile his buddies in it and we will have the best crowd ever to play to.
It really hit home to me because I have dated so many dudes who have car issues and are not motivated to take the bus. Larry is dealing with incredible physical obstacles and still takes the bus to get to his job helping others at the Rancho Los Amigos Rehabilitation Center. I wish we lived in a world where someone as productive as Larry could be given his own van by the government but we don’t. If comics or anyone reading this would give a little to his Go Fund Me it would make my day and I can tell you Larry will make it a point to give back by supporting you at a gig. Please check out Larry’s GO FUND ME and be the baller you want to be.

Have a Heart


Happy Valentine’s day. I killed my husband.

February is upon us. It is still not too late to date and dump me before Valentine’s Day. The holidays are hell on casual sex and fake relationships in that guys are either afraid to take them on in any form or he’s some sort of love junkie pussy who is going to use the holiday to intensify his psychosis. Either way…you’re fucked. I try and put a positive spin on it and say when you phase me out on Feb 12th, I won’t take it personally. It’s all about the time of year and I don’t need to learn and grow as a person! I know who has my heart on Valentine’s and it’s Dromebox.com where you can catch all 33 episodes of Hello Cougar on demand and my Valentine’s special will premiere Saturday February 11th at midnight PT!


This is so uncomfortable.

Presents are a wierd and scary way to gage where a guy is on the spectrum of giving a rat’s ass about you. You’re damn right we read into things! If I have been seeing a guy for a month or so (rare) and some holiday comes up I will usually buy him something for say $30 and then a five buck backup. If he shows up empty handed, he gets the backup.This is a fun little system I shared with my mum where you get to have the experience of shopping for your man with an emotional safety net (and make sure the five dollar gift is a little hateful, like soap) This may sound like a hassle to guys, but we’re girls, loving nurturers who live to shop! I have often told my male comic friends to set up a wish list and get ready to clean up like a Motherfucker. In fairness, I only love to shop for myself but if I buy you something you can bet I really like you and you’re going to crush me!


Ouch!

Now some guys don’t like to accept gifts from women they are having casual sex with, and those same guys would never buy a fuck buddy a present, you are so beyond lucky to get an eCard, and while I understand you need to walk away clean and say day you never led her on (and are probably a cheap fuck, too) I feel like you should at least buy a girl a present if it is something you need for your casual sexual relationship, especially it involves butt duty. Really takes the edge off. and I’m not just talking about the pain, both dull and sharp at the same time, of taking a dick in your ass. Anal is work, so do your part. I have been asked to buy my own butt plugs, fast for a day, and wait around for sodomy. I did none of these but would have been a lot more inclined if I had been gifted with the set below. Whether or not this is an appropriate gift for Valentine’s Day depends on her sense of humor. I’m talking about the kind of giving that should be going on year round.Click and buy. If only butt sex could be that simple.

CLICK HERE FOR CRUELTY FREE ASS PLAY!!!!

But if handling the big VD Dinner feels a little too official with the reservations, too many rules! (you’re dealing with enough of that if you’re still living with your parents int his economy. I feel the struggle of the beaten-down cub) there are affordable options to show you care for and respect a woman but don’t ever see yourself as being her father figure. Those name necklaces are retro chic and if you’re dark AF (and don’t like the thought of randoms knowing her name) go here. I’m not getting a cut off these. This is just me trying to help out fellas of all ages by turning them onto a present I would really love, a present that expresses mad respect for an independent women who you never want to have to support. By all means check out METAL TABOO.

I wonder if they’d make me a custom one that says, OLD WHORE, one of my ex’s pet names for me. Oh hell, I’m having a panic attack. Look, no matter which way you go on Valentine’s Day, be mine at midnight on Drome!

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